Rush, Rush, Hurry, Hurry

So, readers. I was full of the best intentions this week. I was going to update the blog on Tuesday, I even took notes! But alas and alack "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" beat me into submission and I ended up watching TV instead of updating you all, er.... sorry.

And now, I have no time to write a thoughtful and comprehensive update on what happened on Monday night as I need to leave to get to the hall, see that's what comes of leaving everything to the last minute. So unfortunately (for you), you'll just have to put up with my scribbled notes which are:

1. Cost of Oysters, this was debated (although it wasn't a large scale debate, or a mass....)and we were informed that you can get your money back when you turn the oysters in (or out).

2. Slurring, apparently, Twainy was slurring his words and has been told to lay of the beer (he's a disgrace, honestly).

3. Twainy and Dickie have been doing it in the bar (nuff said).

4. Two of the book keepers have been stealing (shocking behaviour)and Director Scrooge loves it.

5. Freddie knows his words (well, most of them) and Director Scrooge said we can call him Teachers Pet, so I will. Teachers Pet!

6. Book keepers need to mutter more.

7. The Ghost of Christmas Present wants to wear platforms

8. Everyone needs to smile more - even on a Monday!

So, no time to do anything else as I need to leave now, catch you later.